THERE IS NOW A CELEBRITY PERV RANDOM APOLOGY GENERATOR

November 26, 2017 – 5:24 am

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Sorry is indeed the “hardest word”. Reported by Tyler Durden.

As the avalanche of celebrity sexual predators continues to build, it is becoming harder and harder for these men to come up with excuses, apologies, and promises that sound in any way honest and repentful… Until Now!!

Thanks to the magic on the interwebs, old and young white men across media, Hollywood, and sports now have a simple one-stop shop to create the perfect, sincere, seeking help apology - with just the right amount of self-loathing and virtue-signaling - with just one click…

Meet The Celebrity Perv Apology Generator (click here):


Click on “Try Again” for more responses.

Some of our favorites include…

“As someone who grew up in a different era, the allegations against me are troubling. I imagined that any woman would have been thrilled to see a tiny penis peeking out from below my pasty, middle-aged paunch like the head of a geriatric albino turtle moments from death, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I will delete my Twitter account because I hate to see people who are mad at me.”

“As the father of daughters, the allegations against me are troubling. I comforted myself by saying that at least I asked before I “honked” her boobs and demanded she watch me shower, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I will not change anything about my actions or behavior.”

“As a male feminist, the allegations against me are troubling. I will devote my life to finding the real Golden Globes party molester, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I will get the help I so desperately need because this isn’t actually my fault, I have a problem so I’m not responsible for my actions.”

“As someone who grew up in a different era, I am deeply ashamed (but not “sorry” because that means I’m guilty of something). It was a very long time ago, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I have chosen to live my life as a gay man so if you say anything bad about me now you’re homophobic.”

Note: The above article was posted at zerohedge.com.

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  1. 5 Responses to “THERE IS NOW A CELEBRITY PERV RANDOM APOLOGY GENERATOR”

  2. So, just white men ! How quickly we foret the Bill Cosbys of this world, how delightfully racist of you

    By GMAL on Nov 26, 2017

  3. Do these guys all have small cocks?

    By TC on Nov 27, 2017

  4. Uncle Miltie never had to be a predator .broads would seek him out for a session with his Python.

    By TC on Nov 27, 2017

  5. Harvey Weinstein had a very small skinny dick. We both laughed when he pulled it out.He was so pissed,he said we would never work again/The fat loser.

    By Rosanna Arquette,Angelina Jolie on Nov 27, 2017

  6. Very funny. Definitely note your point though, GMAL, and also, it’s not as though women aren’t guilty of this at times, either. (and for the rest of us in the real world, we’re still subject to libel and don’t have the luxury of being able to ‘try’ people of this nature through the media).

    By Trevor on Nov 28, 2017

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