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Godsend
By Noel Vera
Oh
God!
Dir: Carl Reiner (1977)
In this age
of high-concept comedies (sometimes yoked to an action-oriented
plotline for more value per ticket-dollar spent) and semaphoring,
elastic-faced comedians, going back to a modest, semi-forgotten
little comedy like Carl Reiner's Oh God! can literally be, well,
a godsend.
Made back in
1977 from a novel by Avery Corman (who also wrote Kramer vs. Kramer,
the movie adaptation of which became a rallying point for middle-class
single fathers) and adapted for the big screen by Larry Gelbart
(Tootsie, the MASH TV series), the movie was an agreeable little
entertainment that presented God (who was much more Jewish in the
novel) as an agreeable little old man trying to get a message across--and
maybe earning a laugh on the side.
The picture
keeps a firm foot on the ground, always suggesting more than it
shows, always creating its comic effects with a minimum of effort
(you should see the reactions Reiner gets from an elevator door
opening and closing, opening and closing). It's a resolutely middlebrow
comedy--basically God as a 70's poster writer, doing sunny one-liners
that don't really offend anyone--but Reiner's direction is such
a model of simplicity and restraint and grace one can't help thinking
"we can use more of that." You only have to endure, oh, Bruce Almighty
and its even less funny sequel, or Apatow and his overaged virgins
and geeky impregnators to realize just how different Reiner's film
really is.

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And it's not
as if Reiner doesn't show any visual inventiveness. He opens the
movie with an intriguing white glow--you spend most of the opening
credits wondering just how he achieves that pearly glow. His camera
pulls back to reveal an egg, and that's the picture's theme in a
nutshell--look at the world no matter how humdrum and dull from
a slightly different angle and it becomes an object of wonder.
Later, when Jerry is intimidated into attending an interview with
the Lord he enters a room with the same pearly glow--Heaven, Reiner
suggests, has a limitless supply of white vinyl paint and industrial-strength
Mr. Clean. Oh, Warren Beatty will adopt a similar featurelessness
for his hereafter in Heaven Can Wait, released the following year,
but I like to think Beatty's bigger-budgeted, more terminally tasteful
and ultimately less funny metacomedy took its cue from this smaller
picture.
But Reiner's
funniest moments are based less on some mildly radical take on the
afterlife and more on Burns delivering Avery Corman's (via Larry
Gelbart) jokes with a soft-spoken approach. "Did you know that Voltaire
probably got me right?" God (George Burns) informs Jerry Landers
(John Denver), his would-be prophet; "He says 'God is a comedian
playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.'"
For a veteran
like Burns, who at that time had been performing in showbiz--radio,
TV, stage, film--for something like 74 years, such an uptight audience
would be anathema; he works on them patiently, prying a chuckle
out of them, maybe even a giggle, building on scant material for
a decent laugh, maybe even a guffaw.
The movie would be unthinkable without Burns--Mel Brooks, an early
choice for the role, would have probably played Him like a Borscht
Belt professional out for scalps. Burns has a far lighter, quieter
and in his way more effective touch--you can imagine him shuffling
into the room holding an empty satchel bag, greeting everyone, complimenting
all the pretty girls, puffing on his trademark cigar, and before
anyone has even noticed, shuffling right back out with everyone's
wallets in his satchel.
Burns' late
life persona always depended on this scrawny little old man outsmarting
everyone in the room; lift that joke to a cosmic level--at the same
time keeping everything to visibly human, even everyday, proportions--and
you gain something, not quite sure what. But no, I do know--a divinely
empowered Burns, shuffling out of the room with a bag full of wallets.

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Burns is surrounded
with a royal flush of comic performances--David Ogden Stiers as
an exasperated produce manager; William Daniels as an even more
exasperated district manager; Paul Sorvino, near-unrecognizable
as a bullying Bible-Belt reverend (I remember how Anthony Hopkins
on the set of Nixon (1995) admitted that Sorvino (who did a spot-on
impersonation of Henry Kissinger) played Nixon better than he ever
could), and Ralph Bellamy, the very picture of pompous, self-righteous
villainy, as the reverend's high-powered lawyer. Not to mention
Reiner himself, appearing on the Dinah Shore show and giving a fifteen-second
impression of The Picture of Dorian Gray.
Can't write
about the film and not mention John Denver--he's not an actor and
it shows, and that's not meant as a snide comment. Denver is such
a relaxed and easygoing presence you feel for him no matter what
he does, even when he's yelling in exasperation at his sexy, skeptical
wife Bobbi (Teri Garr, the only actress I know who can give marital
domesticity considerable erotic appeal).
His soft eyes and wide nose and even wider mouth denote pure sincerity
(what is it with wide noses and mouths? Charles Bronson had a similar
quality); compare him to more recent recipients of Divine Intervention
(Jim Carrey, anyone?), and, well, who would you be more willing
to believe, when he claims to have met the Almighty Himself?
More than the
relentless optimism, the corny jokes (which are only funny because
they're delivered by either veterans or amateurs), perhaps what
speaks the most to me is the picture's sanity. It doesn't claim
much for its God--He can't tell the future, and He can't affect
our lives any more than to give us some poor schmuck with the message
"We can do it! And He's rooting for us."
It's that very helplessness and candor that's refreshing; we pray
to Him day and night, only to find out that He's been seated right
next to us all along, every bit as unsure what will happen next,
or why. If the film were made today, the Religious Right might have
a fit--probably surround the theaters with picket lines as long
as those protesting Scorsese's The Last Temptation of Christ (1989--my
favorite Christ film, incidentally). Well, maybe not, but I'll bet
there'd at least be a dozen picketers at the boxoffice.
It isn't just
God Himself, even His miracles are wonderfully mundane--a calling
card that refuses to be discarded, an elevator to a floor that doesn't
exist, an impossibility predicated on the steady sound of squeaky
shoes--nothing that would upset anyone's composure too much, much
less (as He puts it) "the balance of things." And when He does stretch--causing
it to rain, for example, while He and Jerry are out on a drive--He
limits the downpour to the inside of the car. "Why ruin everybody's
day?" God reasons out to Jerry; if only the real article was half
as tactful.
Comments?
Email me at noelbotevera@hotmail.com
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