THE BigO PLAIN-SPEAKING, STRAIGHT-TALKING NO B.S. CONTEST No. 23
October 6, 2012 – 4:44 amSEX, DRUGS, ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
Both partners use the handphone for an intimate conference call. The ultimate virtual sex device.
Things just got weird or wired.
Taiwan’s creative have invented a new masturbation toy that has all the hallmarks of “sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll”. It’s called the LovePalz - a wireless and interactive masturbation toy that you use with your handphone.
For US$100, LovePalz will sell you a male and female (Zeus and Hera) wireless and interactive masturbation toy. The Zeus toy is for the male to insert his penis into while the Hera toy is an electric dildo for the female to insert into her vagina. The idea is that using a phone app, both devices are connected through the internet and when the male genital is in pumping motion, the female can feel it on the other side.
Their website says when connected through the internet, each device “automatically senses your actions and conveys them to your partner’s toy.” The LovePalz App promises support for iphone, Android, Windows phone, Blackberry and Websites. Close to 3,000 sets have already been pre-ordered.
This sex gadget will give new meaning to Calling Dr Love and Long Distance Love. Click here to watch the promo video and/or see how the toys work: motion sensing.
Do you think this will take off? Will Bill Clinton buy a set?
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25 Responses to “THE BigO PLAIN-SPEAKING, STRAIGHT-TALKING NO B.S. CONTEST No. 23”
I already have one to hand. Pardon the pun.
By Daij on Oct 6, 2012
mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters to be made redundant soon
By Liam NSW on Oct 6, 2012
is there a generic version for less than $100? can i use it without someone else on the other end? like what if there is no partner? do i call myself with an obscene person to person collect call and just accept the charges?
By darth on Oct 6, 2012
Is this for real?
By Phil on Oct 6, 2012
Great for that long distance relationship.
By rondelrio on Oct 6, 2012
bargain
By paul on Oct 6, 2012
Bizarre story…
By Rochacrimson on Oct 6, 2012
If only Donald & Lydia had these.
(For John Prine fans).
By TheOtherGuest on Oct 6, 2012
Some sucker may buy it. But do it yourself methods are always cheaper. Of course, “Reach out and touch someone” could get an ad revival.
By Tony on Oct 7, 2012
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
By aking on Oct 7, 2012
Cue Lowell George:
“And no matter what I do
Even pray to heaven above
All I seem to get from you is long distance love”
By madbaddad on Oct 8, 2012
perhaps a way for big brother to track our rate of self-pleasuring?
By Billy Jack on Oct 8, 2012
Ah ah ah! C’mon, that’s a laugh! I just can’t take it seriously
By frank capra on Oct 8, 2012
safe sex…
By steve22 on Oct 9, 2012
Nice. What will they come up with next.
By john on Oct 9, 2012
The first use for most cutting-edge technology seems to be for sex or porn!
p.s. The Admiral creeps me out, he looks a lot like Jerry Sandusky!
By elvislives on Oct 9, 2012
Insert penis into a phone named Zeus? Maybe if the phone is named Maria Sharapova or Brooke Burke or Gail Kim or…never mind!
By TDC on Oct 10, 2012
All responses above are interesting. Seriously, folks. What happened to good, old fashioned love in combination with sex. Has it become obsolete?
By Tom Billings on Oct 11, 2012
darth, you could buy both and insert Hera in your posterior. Enjoy!
By Seymour Butz on Oct 14, 2012
I can’t imagine it taking off, it looks too mechanical. Going on looks alone, they suggest nothing pleasurable at all(unless one’s pleasure is all about ego, then the custumized name and serial gimmick might work). Anything less mechanical looking will just be a cheap knock off. Then again, I know women who go through several vibrators a year because they’re built so flimsy, so who knows. As for what happened to “good, old fashioned love in combination with sex”, it’s been replaced with insatiable greed for a quick buck and virtual connections. Which I guess are kind of one and the same and is nothing new under the sun. So the love is less old fashioned, and more just good fashioned. I bet the backgrounds of those purchasing the $10,000 limited edition gold version are pretty..uninteresting.
On another note, been listening to Billy Preston a lot lately, especially his That’s The Way God Planned It album. Lenny Kravitz truly sounds like a cheap knock-off in comparison, too. No wonder Lenny’s so popular while Billy was under-appreciated, in my opinion.
“Do what you want to, I will love you anyways.”
By JohnB on Oct 16, 2012
3D “Feel-A-Vision” isn’t far off.
By NAMoosedog on Oct 20, 2012
JohnB has probably ‘touched’ what it’s about without realising it when he mentioned ego.
It would be really cheap of me to make a comment about ‘massaging the ego’ but I’ve done it anyway.
By Sebrof on Oct 25, 2012
Hey…this is a music site, yes? Well ok. I’d still rather talk about and review the impact of the famous “Plaster Casters” of Rock’s great years of the ’60’s and ’70’s. Can’t wait to see this exhibit at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland.
By Bubbles on Oct 26, 2012
The Lovepalz product is crap it does NOT WORK.
Customer service non existing!
No connection only frustration
Horrible product
By Salaena on Jan 16, 2014
couldn’t agree more with Salaena. Lousy service and they don’t take any responsibility for their products not working. Be careful buying this, as they are still a start-up which cannot serve professionally customers
By Ben McDeen on Jan 17, 2014