we learned that the tides of Hookergate II rise much higher than
we'd realized; that is, the Vice (as in "criminal") President
patronizes prostitutes. This would be one big yawn; after all,
prostitution should be decriminalized anyway, so who cares what
this half-dead man does or did with his pallid little pecker?
EXCEPT that this is the dick of Dick Cheney, Evil Puppet-Master
of the Fascist Perma-War Universe, Chickenhawk Slaughterer of
the Innocents, aimlessly shooting at hapless civilians, from children
in Iraq to his own hunting buddy in the woods. With that in mind,
we go to the report of my fellow Counterpunch writer and former
U.S. Naval Officer Wayne Madsen:
Madsen Report) has confirmed with extremely knowledgeable CIA
and Pentagon sources that the former CEO who is on Deborah Jeane
Palfrey's list is Vice President Dick Cheney. Cheney was CEO of
Halliburton during the time of his liaisons with the Pamela Martin
& Associates escort firm. Palfrey's phone invoices extend
back to 1996 and include calls to and from Cheney... while he
was the CEO and maintained a residence off Chain Bridge Road in
the Ballantrae neighborhood in McLean, Virginia, a few blocks
from the headquarters of the CIA..."
I know, just
the thought of the creepy Veep having any kind of sex is like
something out of Abu Ghraib. But we all know how tales of illicit
sex wake up the American Masses, while this atrocious illegal
war, the loss of civil liberties and all of Cheney's other crimes
barely seem to disturb the great American slumber. No wonder the
mainstream media, who are the real hookers to this Dick and his
government/corporate cronies, etc., are keeping this story under
Vice (as in 'criminal') President
patronizes prostitutes. This would
be one big yawn; after all,
prostitution should be decriminalized
anyway, so who cares what this
half-dead man does or did
with his pallid little pecker?
EXCEPT that this is the
dick of Dick Cheney...
opening salvos of Hookergates I and II, I eagerly awaited the
next high-level hypocrite's name to float up from Palfrey's List.
When nothing happened, I assumed, like many Americans, that there
were no more big fish on the list. Little did I know that the
White House was busy keeping their biggest fish out of the frying
pan, telling ABC News they'd better not expose the tender balls
of the Darth Vader of American politics.
While this news was being squelched on ABC and breaking on the
Internet, the Dick himself was standing in front of five F-18
Super Hornet aircraft in the cavernous hangar of the US aircraft
carrier John C Stennis in the Gulf talking tough about Iran to
beleaguered American soldiers who can't even handle Iraq.
of the blogosphere: Let's hold this Dick's balls to the fire -
any fire we can find. The sex he had with the Pamela Martin gals
(or guys) is no big deal. But the war crimes he has committed
cry out for some kind of justice.
Susan Block is a sex educator, cultural commentator, host
of The Dr. Susan Block Show and author of The 10 Commandments
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